I can't make myself post there, but I have something worth saying.
For those of you who can't bear to read That Other Site, they have a poster on there under the name "Warren Peace" who is trying to put himself over as a new wrestler. One person actually thinks its Nate's brother-in-law, but that's beside the point. The guy posted a message "from a fan" saying how good Warren was, but, well, he used the same computer that Warren Peace posted with and the crew over there rightly called him out.
The point is that this guy has the name Warren Peace. I seriously hope that Warren Peace gets over huge so that he can from a stable. They could call it the Peace Corps. It would include:
Warren Peace
Goen Peace
Restin Peace
Nojustusno Peace
Separate Peace
The finishing move would, of course, be Peace Out.
He could have an interview segment called Peace Talks.
The possibilities are endless.
Either that or Warren Peace could have a manager from "Russia" named Tol Stoy and have the longest, most boring matches possible.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
So over on that other site
4 comments:
Actually, "Warren Peace" is my brother-in-law.
I think the "PAYING your Dues" (sic) response sums up everything that sucks dick bigger than Big Bird's beak about that place. Apparently, "practicing" does not equal "training" for wrestling, but you have to "practice" to pay your dues? Featuring an appearance from Allen Iverson for some fucking reason.
Maybe the Peace Corps could have a valet named Peace of Ass?
Oh...I like that one.
They could have a fan contest to win a date with Warren Peace and call it "Peace Be With You."
The move names are endless too. Just off the top of my head:
The Dovetail Splash
The Nobel Peace Prize
Peace through Superior Firepower
I wish ToS didn't hurt my eyes with both a shitty background and terrible posts.
I'm scraping the bottom of the well here (you guys covered the good ones), but his merchanside and T-shirts could say "Give Peace a Chance", and he could begin his promos by saying he would "give you a Peace of my mind."
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