Songs that should have never been recorded

1. Jingle Bells -- That Dog that Barks Jingle Bells
-- If you like this song, you need to re-examine your lifestyle
2. After Midnight -- Eric Clapton
-- really....his worst effort EVER
3. Word Up -- Korn
-- Cameo, Yes. Korn, No
4. Sweet Child of Mine -- Sheryl Crow
-- The worst grammy winning song since Don't Worry, Be Happy
5. Don't Worry, Be Happy -- Bobby McFerrin
-- See above
6. Discotheque -- U2.
-- Bono was on some good acid that day. The Village People-ish video could NOT save this song.
7. Super Bowl Shuffle -- The Chicago Bears
-- Tagliabue should have taken the trophy away from them for subjecting the nation to crimes agains humanity
8. Never Never -- The Assembly.
-- Proving that two guys in a garage with an Apple IIe and a Korg keyboard do not a band make.
9. Anything by Huey Lewis and the News
10. Blue Christmas -- Porky Pig.
-- If this song wasn't annoying enough, the producer leaves his mic open and creates his own laugh track over top of the song.