they shouted upon checking his barren tomb, three days after his crucifixion.
They would later find him walking along a deserted road, confused and disoriented.
They approached him. "Christ?"
He was weak, but nodded a slight response.
Upon putting their fingers in the wounds in his hands and his side, they exalted, "It truly is the son of God!" One of the women began to cry and ran to throw her arms around his neck.
Alert now, he growled, "Jesus ... wants ... live ... BRAINS!!!" And he began to feast on the flesh of the living.
Friday, January 28, 2005
[Fiction] "He is risen,"
4 comments:
What in the world is this nonsense?
That's the opening sequence to Mel Gibson's next flick: "The Passion of the Undead Zombie Christ: Beyond Thunderdome." I wondered where Nate was and it appears he was in Hollywood stealing scripts.
Good job, Nate.
Appreciate the praise, guys.
Don't know if you noticed or not, but from the title (excluding the "fiction" tag) to the last word, there are exactly 100 words in the whole thing.
As it is, the post has 449 total characters. If you add "Yea, the days of Armaggaedon were truly horrible, as the Son of the Creator, Our Lord in Heaven, had returned to his flock in a manner unfit for Our Holy Redeemer. Jesus Christ was risen as the living undead with a taste for blood. 'And it was good,' sayeth the Lord." to it, it is 666 characters.
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