SGM Four By Four

Top 4 girls I could have tagged before I got married:
1) The skinny blonde from the Foozles bookstore where I worked for the summer: Skinny, but not unhealthy. She used to talk to me about general sex issues a lot, like how her boyfriend would like a finger up the bum while getting oral sex. I guess she was turned on by the fact that I did not. 2) The brunette with braces at Radford University: She used to talk to me before and after class (I think it was "Psychology of Addiction" or some such). We had lunch together a couple of times. She invited me to a hike, an invitation that I turned down due to ... well, I was engaged. She cornered me during her observation at my internship and said, "Are you engaged?" I confirmed this, and she got pi-ssed. "You never told me that." Well, baby, you never asked. I hate that it seemed to hurt her feelings ... the braces were kind of a turn-on though. 3)The black chick that ended up taking a job opportunity away from me at Dillwyn Correctional: Also at Radford; she was in another class with me, and one summer day she says, out of the blue, "You've got great legs." So, of course, that got us talking quite a bit. And I was picking up a mad I'd-jump-your-bones flavor from her. Fast forward a year, and she was graduating & looking for work. I talked to the supervisor at Dillwyn about hiring her during my substitute stint there. Then I regretted that, because it would have gotten me out of the place I was working at the time. But, I ended up in SC, so who laughs last? 4) Some random girl in New Orleans: I went to a SEPA convention near my graduation from Radford, and the convention was in New Orleans. My presentation took up one day of the convention, which left the whole weekend for nightlife. On the first night, while dancing in some dive with a dirt floor, a band called the "Zydeco Hellraisers," and a men's room that was little more than a hole in the floor, a chick with a fish tattoo on her shoulder comes up to me and tells me how much she likes my dancing, then a group of her equally hot friends come over and invite me to a party at their hotel. Problem was, they were having said party one day after I had planned to jet out myself. Oh, plus the fact that I was engaged at the time.
Top 4 Samurai Movies That Would Benefit From Inclusion Of Zombies
1) Seven Samurai; 2) Lone Wolf & Cub: Baby Cart At The River Styx; 3) Samurai Fiction; 4) Rashomon
Top 4 Old School Hip Hop Joints I've Listened To Today (1/6/05)
(In the pursuit of furthering my professional craft, I've been listening to my collection of rap albums, searching for therapeutic concepts to use in a group of individuals who cut themselves on a frequent basis. Some of my personal favorites - "Never question what I am/ God knows, 'cause it's coming from the heart," and "It's like ordering take-out, you know you gonna get it" - were given, but to call up a nice collection took research, and in that research I came across several tracks that I just had to listen to repeatedly. These are those.)
1) Eric B & Rakim: "Microphone Fiend" 2) EPMD: "So What'cha Sayin'" 3) Run DMC: "My Adidas" 4) Public Enemy: "Welcome To The Terrordome"
Top 4 Things I Said To People At Work Today (1/6/05)
1) "If that woman is as much harm to herself as everyone says she is, then I have no fucking business earning my paycheck, because I didn't see it, so that must mean I suck ... and I do not suck." 2) "There ain't no problem that I can't fix." 3) "So ask yourself, what can you do to make your therapist happy? And I'll tell you now, any answer other than 'change my unproductive behavior' will not be accepted." 4) "Are you trying to tell me that you fucked up without saying, 'I fucked up,' because I gotta tell you, that's a hard thing to do."