The SGM Super 30 Black Professional Wrestler #22

Monty Brown

Ah, the beleaguered Alpha Male. He won his first number one contendership to the TNA World Title by beating D-Lo Brown, then lost the number one spot to Jeff Hardy. He then progressed through the midcard, beating Abyss and Raven over the course of two pay-per-views. Inexplicably, Brown is granted a title shot, only to lose due to interference by Scott Hall. Then, he had to earn the number one spot again in a three-way elimination match against DDP and Nash (who hadn’t beaten anyone) at Final Resolution, only to lose the main event match to three nut shots and El Kabong! Now, booking’s apparently thrown in the towel and made him part of Jarrett’s stable of fucking losers.

If it were me running TNA, first thing I’d do is revamp the whole “Alpha Male” gimmick. I’d hire the skinny white-girl losers from the WWF Diva contest, dress them in chains and dog collars, and have Brown drag them to ringside and make the girls say shit like, “I like the taste of black cock.” That right there’s a gimmick that would gain some serious heat. It probably wouldn’t have gone over in Universal Studios, though. Maybe Nashville, though.