The SGM Super 30 Black Professional Wrestler #21

Rocky Johnson

All Rocky Johnson ever did was wrestle, night in and night out, winning championships and banging Samoan women who would go on to kick out the second coming of wrestling Jesus.

He never came to the ring talking jive. He never came to the ring to a breakbeat. He never breakdanced in the ring. He never soft-shoed before his matches. And he was never Saba Simba.

And that’s why Tony Atlas’ sellout ass ain’t on this list, motherfucker.