I read an article on the hurricane damage in New Orleans last night, that detailed Anne Rice's admonishment of George Bush and the federal government's slow response to the disaster. I read it, and I started thinking how I'm sure the Great Satan's losing sleep over what some fat goth chick who writes books about homo vampires says about his management style.
And, are they "homo vampires" or are they "vampire homos?" Are they homos who became vampires, or are they vampires who made the conscious decision to later become homos, considering that the vampirism was going to get them into hell anyway, so ... you know, why not?
I haven't had nearly as much sleep as I should be getting.
Monday, September 05, 2005
I weep for self-importance.
3 comments:
I'm not sure, because the only vampire I have ever found to be compelling was Cassidy from "Preacher" so I've never read any of Anne Rice's work, but I think she's just a shitty writer who mixes up really uninteresting genres (sex and vampires) to appeal to retarded teenagers who should probably just have more sex and ignore the vampires.
Also, if you're interested in actual compelling political opinions from people who don't write about 1000 Homo Vampires, I'm sure Ron or I can help.
I think Anne Rice readers should have less sex and wory more about vampires myself....
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