Haiku Wrestling Match Review

Kurt Angle vs. John Cena - First Blood, WWF Raw 1/2/06
Cena plays hero
As boos rain down from the fans,
but he bleeds real good.

(And might I say, as I watch more ads for the DVD, the chick that sleepyhead Vince Vaughn gets into in the movie "Wedding Crashers" ... something about her makes me wanna do nefarious things to her nethers.)