Shit eating contest? Can I enter?

See, I deal with fucking idiots who don't pay their cell phone bills and run up 150 bucks in overages and say "I don't unnerstan' why mah bill's so high" and after I explain that they have 400 minutes on their plan and they used 800, so 400 of those are billed at 39 cents each at a cost of 150 bucks, they say "I don't unnerstan' why mah bill's so high." And don't get me started on the waterbrained imbeciles who have milked Hurricane Katrina for all the free cell phone usage you can possibly cram into the limited life span of a rechargable lithium ion battery. There is a small joy in telling these fucktards that unless they cough up 300 bucks I'm not turning their fucking phone back on (in far more polite language, because Cingular is as terrified of giving poor customer service as Republicans are of swarthy brown ter-rists), but you can both still kiss my ass with your fancy educated book learnin' jobs.

This random blast of unneccesary anger brought to you by my own goddamned stupidity. Thanks and goodnight.