Thoughts most random

Just a few for today:

Yes, we needed a sequel to "Big Momma's House." Martin Lawrence + fat old lady masquerade = GOLD, BABEEE!

I'm looking forward to Lance Storm vs. Bryan Danielson in ROH. Already 2006 is shaping up pretty good for ROH. Very solid organization, if you overlook the we're-smarter-than-you-are fans.

As much as I like the Royal Rumble, there's no one that will ever convince me that, say, Simon Dean, has as good a shot at winning the Rumble as, say, Triple H.

It's a hard thing, having the ability to make sound judgments on people and their character before they even walk in the door. A hard motherfucking thing indeed. It's gotten to a point where I don't even have to make them pee in little cups before I can name every drug in their system.

I can't imagine why the fuck the Pacers would want to get rid of Artest? I can't imagine why the fuck the Kings would want out of that trade?

Like I said, just a handful of thoughts today. Nothing cohesive. I have a couple of things cooking, but I need to get my stomach sickness under control before I can get back to it. (I swear ... helluva 2006 so far, yo.)