Today is Appreciation Day!

It was a shitty day today. Clients didn't come in, the ones that made it in were being hard to work with on purpose. I realized I'm spending too much money on busts of comic characters on eBay (although I won a swank Lex Luthor bust today), and I need to hold waaay off on that shit, fast. Paperwork piled up, and a statewide audit of paperwork & billing looms on the horizon. I take effexor daily for my mood, vitamins for my energy, Aleve for headaches, and Pepto chewables at night 'cause I've been getting woken up by acidic gastric feelings in my throat.

But it's times like these that I try to practice what I preach professionally, and that is, every day has something important. Not rosy, not bright, but something important that you take with you, no matter how big or small it is.

Today, I appreciate: Cryptozoology. There's a lot of shit out in them there woods and waters that is completely foreign to us. And that's exciting ... the concept that there does exist a Bigfoot or a Loch Ness Monster or a Chupacabra, or even one of these goddamn things:



I mean seriously, what the fuck is that thing? If I was the scientifical person who got to name new shit like that, I'd call it a "gooberfish," 'cause that thing looks like if you were standing on the side of a stream, pissing, it'd jump up and bite your goober off.

So, to you, the science of gooberfish, I send my appreciation today!