Wrestling sucks...

Or something.

My roommate's fiancee lives across the hall with her 19-year old brother Gavin and he's a big wrestling fan, so every now and then he'll tell me about some big happening in the world of pro wrestling. Nate mentions wrestling here every now and then and from time to time I read a post over on the other site about wrestling. I haven't watched or read about any significant amount of wrestling in probably two years so I wind up with this disjointed idea of what might be going on in wrestling through these sources. I also have a tendency to misread paragraphs and I thought Nate said Benoit had been submitting to Orlando Jordan in progressively shorter matches, so for a brief moment I was really pissed about that. I reread the sentence and felt better about Benoit's credibility and was left to focus on the idea of a bisexual character for Orlando Jordan, which made me focus on the white light and the voice calling me to it.

Anyway, Gavin told me that TNA had signed Sting for half a million dollars and Samoa Joe was pissed about it, then Nate mentioned it in his last post, so I used the link from the Jordan post to check out 411 for more news about Sting's return to professional wrestling. I never did find out anything about TNA signing Sting, but I did learn that MTV has decided to start their own wrestling promotion with such ring luminaries as Vampiro, Justin Credible, New Jack and Syxxpac23kid. You may remember Syxxpac23kid as the guy who made a sex tape with Chyna. As I learned from the pictures included with rotten.com's coverage of said sex tape, Chyna has a tiny penis where her clitoris should be. Either that or she has a vagina where her scrotum should be.

The original point of this post was to mention the MTVWF, which makes me wonder if they'll air the backstage segments on MTV and the actual wrestling on M2. Somewhere along the line I decided that you all needed to be reminded about Chyna's penis/inverted mansack and the sex tape she/he/it made with Syxxpac23kid. Now the point of this post is to posit a question: what is measurably worse? An MTV wrestling promotion, Chyna's penis/inverted mansack, Chyna having sex with Syxxpac23kid, the fact that they decided to make a tape of it, or the fact that they decided to distribute said tape? I report, you decide. Or you rip your eyeballs out in a fit of madness. Your call.