Lazy ass Sunday

Call last night was nuts.

Imagine a 120 lbs. girl (pretty much), psychotic as crap.
She beat the hell out of a police officer, bloodying his nose, blacking an eye and popping out a few teeth.

After three security officers came in to keep her cooled off, a nurse came in to take her vitals, and, even with a squirt of Geodon in her system, this little girl headbutts the nurse in the face three times and breaks her nose.

So the chick was in five point restraints when I saw her. She was talking to everybody but real people in the room. Then she turns to me and whispers, "If you let me out of here, I'll suck your dick." Hard to decline an offer like that, but I did. She would not be denied, though; "But I'm really good at it!" At that time, I figured it would be in my best interest to skedaddle. She screams at me as I leave, "But they're going to inject me with detergent and kill me!" We all take our chances, kiddo.

Thank god call is over for another week.