Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Please define "magic" for me

David Blaine is living underwater for a week. Whoopedy sh*t. Tell me again how that has anything to do with "magic." Jeez, how does this guy even get paid? From living in a block of ice, to standing on a pole, and now this ... geez, the sky's the limit.

"So, what's the trick you're doing this month, Mr. Blaine?"
"I'm going to eat my weight in Funyuns."
"Here's the check, we'll book Rockefeller Center."

1 comment:

Ron said...

I though Magic was that card game where you turn your cards to the side in order to take another geek's plastic beads.