Saturday, June 10, 2006

Wal-Mart & vice

Just wondering what would happen if Wal-Mart entered into offering wholesale prostitution in their stores? It would definitely be cleaner & probably a lot cheaper than what you could get at the local mom-and-pop corner stores. Plus, you'd have a better chance at getting a cleaner, more efficient product.

Although, you'd also risk the occasional malfunctioning item. So you'd have to watch those manufacturer's recall notices.

5 comments:

Ron said...

Your claims about a cleaner product don't hold water. Have you seen the people who shop at Wal Mart? If a product was new off the assembly line it might be clean. After one or two go arounds, it would be as filthy as Bam Margera.

Nate said...

Okay, new rule on the ol' SGM:

This "Bam Margera" will heretofore be referred to as "He Who Shall Not Be Named."

Ron said...

But isn't that Voldermort?

Ron said...

As a follow-up to the original thought, what if Wal-Mart dipped into adult movies? I could see a "Porno-Mart" corral in most stores butting up to the electronics department.

Then, I guess, all the local sex shops would go nuts that the "Big Gorilla" is coming into town to drive them out of buisness.

mtcutie said...

And then there's also that unflattering blue smock!

mt