"According to the entry, the American Revolution was in fact instigated by Chuck Norris, who incinerated the Stamp Act by looking at it, then roundhouse-kicked the entire British army into the Atlantic Ocean."
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened and regardless of that, I'm not going to be the person to tell Chuck Norris that it didn't.
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Hilarious.
"According to the entry, the American Revolution was in fact instigated by Chuck Norris, who incinerated the Stamp Act by looking at it, then roundhouse-kicked the entire British army into the Atlantic Ocean."
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened and regardless of that, I'm not going to be the person to tell Chuck Norris that it didn't.
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