Stuff to do to make someone vomit quiz

Which one of these do you think I really did?

1) When I worked at the pizza place, I spooned some (chunky) sauce into a clean sanitary napkin and sneaked it out into the dining area.

2) I balled up some toilet paper (out of the pack, as opposed to the roll next to the toilet) and applied a smidgen of Nutella spread. Walked into the living room from the hall (which leads to the bathroom naturally), and licked the fudge off the paper in front of my wife.

3) When the clinic went to a system of using drug screens to filter out drug abusers from the truly mentally ill, I filled up one of the cups with apple juice, and I held onto it in my office for a while to let it get all good and room temp. Picked it up and took it into my supervisor's office, telling her I thought that it was an invalid test. She read it off and agreed with me, so I said something like, "Well, no point in opening this person's chart," popped the top and drank it.

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