You know, why not?

I was at Dollar General and saw two pretty hot girls, but they were dressed really plain. It took a while for them to get closer to the store for me to notice that they were Mennonites. Then it occurred to me, why's there no Mennonite porn? I mean, apart from the obvious religious thing ... I'm sure there's perfectly fine upstanding Baptist & Catholic girls taking it in the ass for the almighty dollar. Who the fuck are the Mennonites to think they're better than anyone??!