Wednesday, September 13, 2006

This is why I watch BBC World News nowadays

Who the hell is Anna Nicole Smith's son, and why the fuck should I care if he's dead? Apart from having sucked on those big Danish moo-cow titties more than I have - WHEN HE WAS A BABY! - he hasn't done anything important enough to make me give a damn. However, the media outlets apparently think that this story marks a bleak day in America's history, 'cause it's currently on three different "news" shows ("news" in quotes, because this shit is making me doubt their legitimacy).

1 comment:

Rev. Joshua said...

Dude, I didn't even know he existed until he didn't anymore. I was shocked to find that she had a 20-year old son. The best part of the article I read about it was that it pointed out that she didn't know who the guy's father was and then it pointed out that she doesn't know who her new kid's father is, either. Now, not knowing who her adult son's father was didn't surprise me; I did the math and she was 18 when he was born. She was a broke-ass, dirty whore back then and that's a common occurence for broke-ass, dirty whores. But now she's a rich-ass, dirty whore, so how does she get knocked up and not know who did it?