I was wondering if you could make a horror movie what would it be like? What monsters or psychopath would it involve. Would it have zombies. What would the story be? I mean be creative. Let's be honest it cannot be worse than the stuff coming out lately.
Horror movie remakes-- I got one-- Let's do "Showgirls". The girl is lonely and she is trying to seek some sort of acceptance from others. She starts stripping and wouldn't you know it--she turns out to be a zombie. She feeds upon the customers at the strip club. She targets the fat men because they have more meat. She gets caught and is held in a security cell with no chance of escape and her punishement is to watch anything involving Britney Spears or Paris Hilton 24 hrs a day. She begins to pull out her own eyes and devour them on the spot, but the security guards are too smart and begin to play anything by Justin Timberlake. She then in a fit of rage pulls out her ears and eats them. Then sadly she weaps tears from her zombie eye holse and the movie closes with the Incredible Hulk closing song.
I mean come on that is good stuff, right? Oh you thought the original "Showgirls" wasn't a horror movie? Have you seen the damn thing?
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
IF you could make a horror movie
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Honest to God, I can't top that.
My only suggestion was that a serial killer is on the loose, and we follow him from his point of view, and he chooses this one particular victim, and when he attacks this person (male or female), he discovers that he's been following another serial killer. Either they begin competing, or they fall in love & get married. I hadn't worked that part out.
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