Hey, since Wikipedia is such a trustworthy source for accurate information ...

Dateline: Washington - The U.S. intelligence community Tuesday unveiled its own secretive version of Wikipedia, saying the popular online encyclopedia format known for its openness is key to the future of American espionage.[more]

... as we continue to come closer and closer to being a 3rd world country.

I guess a better joke would be to make some remark that this is coming from the "U.S. intelligence community," but I think that would be redundant.