Saturday, February 24, 2007

Don't know if you guys saw the latest TOS dispatch

The mayor put up a state of the union address, leading some to question: How does one define "tons of folks?"

Keep us updated!

4 comments:

Rev. Joshua said...

Oh holy fuck, I just went there and found out that Chuck Motherfuckin' D was at ETSU giving a speech, and as the author noted, it's the second time a cultural icon has been at ETSU and no one knows about it. The other being Henry Rollins. But I'm pissed because this is the second time it has happened without my roommate Jordan, who ATTENDS ETSU, didn't mention it. Although, having been raised in Elizabethton, she probably just thinks Chuck D was some big, scary black man looking for white girls to rape. Goddamn it.

Rev. Joshua said...

Oh, and "tons of folks"?

Fatasses. You know who.

Ron said...

Tons of folks = Bjork, Lawson, and one other guy from Sullivan Gardens.

Nate said...

Wow, I guess we haters really are "hatin mo'."