Rob Zombie's Halloween

Pick up a copy of Fangoria #265; or, at least flip through it. I'll wait here.

Back? Okay.

Flip through to the feature on Zombie's "Halloween." Right there, on the second page; look at the kid wearing the KISS shirt, the one that looks like the drummer for Hanson. That, my friends, is Daeg Faerch, the actor who portrays a young Michael Myers in Rob Zombie's remake.

Anyone who thinks or, God forbid, argues that this might be a good film is hopelessly fooling themselves.