Sunday, July 01, 2007

You know what would make my day?

Jake Palumbo reviews Monday Night Raw, exclusively for SGM.

Would that be possible?


Rev. Joshua said...

I don't know if he'd be able to do it weekly, but I'll check and see if he's interested.

Jake Palumbo said...

Yes sir Nate, I will take on the task at hand. Although I told Rev. Jo$hua that for said journalistic duties, I want to be put on salary, with a corner office, I'm gonna need use of the SGM Amex card for my expenses, 2 Kilos of raw Colombian Fishscale, and some sort of discount at Ponderosa steakhouse. I will begin reviewing RAW next week on the good faith that these simple, trivial requests will be met.

Nate said...

You not only get the corner office, you get the corner over looking the Curves gym across the street. There's a chick over there that looks like Scarlet Johannsen except less like an addict.

Can't wait for the new album, by the way.