Some movie reviewers try just a little too hard

Re: "Hot Rod" -

The film will still be around in twenty years. I think its this generation's Meatballs. Trust me, you are going to hate it the first time you see it. But it comes around like Cheese on a Stick. It's doesn't taste all that good while you are eating it, but after its gone, you kind of crave it. And you want more.
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Some reviewers will still be around in twenty years too. Unfortunately, they clearly suck as much as "Hot Rod" does. Or not. Except they do.

You should read the "Tentpole Up My Ass Critic's" review of "Sunshine." It's equally retarded in its glibness ... the review, not "Sunshine."