this may mean war!
---For immediate release---
JOHNSON CITY, Tenn, August 09, 2007 - That Other Site (NASDAQ: DEAD) is claiming Jake Palumbo as "one of their own." As Co-Executive Vice President Director in Charge of Acquisitions of Science Gone Mad Research Laboratories and Multimedia Empire (NYSE: SGM, YO!) I would like to unequivocally state that Mr. Palumbo's Raw Review as well as various other intellectual enterprises of Mr. Palumbo are the sole possession of Science Gone Mad Research Laboratories and Multimedia Empire with all rights reserved worldwide and throughout the known universe in perpetuity. All claims to the contrary and otherwise are untruthful and totally without merit. Furthermore, That Other Site would do well to claim a background image as "one of their own." Any background image. Seriously.
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Thursday, August 09, 2007
Somebody get me a copy of the Geneva Conventions...
10 comments:
Well, I'm highly amused at one's inability to put up a video that we've had up for days now.
On the one hand, I'm okay with it, as long as it results in the support and monetary gain of our own Jake Palumbo. On the other hand, fuck Southernfried; Vagisil could help a lot of them with some of their issues.
I didn't know that That Other Site was still publishing since their members mostly have quarterly internet access and all that.
Considering that YouTube has the embed code in a field that you can copy and paste from directly in order to embed the video, that was kinda...sad.
Aside from that, I just felt like writing a press release. That Other Site (NASDAQ: DEAD).
I think the press release was worthy. I bet Nate could take care of that background image problem for them (that would be so classic if you did). I propose the stripper/Nintendo pic from Blogger.
I'd love to, but unfortunately I don't have the password. Although, knowing the admins, I'm guessing it's got the word "poop" in it.
So the link doesn't still point to your webspace like it used to?
link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="http://www.angelfire.com/tn2/arukuban/board.css" /
Yep.
Wow. Great press release. I'm flattered there is a vicious court battle over me.
On the one hand, I certainly appreciate Brent helping promote my shit, I was never involved in any e-beef, so dude's my homie.
On the second hand, it appears the last remains of SouthernFried does need a big tube of Vagisil. SouthernFried today is sorta like Credence Clearwater Revisited...you're not getting the real thing.
On the third hand, my RAW Reviews are the express intellectual property of Tommy J. Vick d/b/a Jake Palumbo and Science Gone Mad Research Laboratory and Multimedia Empire, and I was only a "Southernfried Affiliate" at best, back when you guys posted there.
On the fourth and final hand, I cannot log onto SouthernFried without an online assfucking of pop-ups, ads, things wanting to install themselves on my PC, etc. Basically it shuts down my Internet Explorer. It's like going raw-dog at The Planet (which I heard was finally shut down...glad to see you finally getting on top of that, God) And my administration does not support that.
Just to be clear, I don't have any enmity towards Brent. I'm not gonna get into specifics about anything and I'm not gonna speak for Nate and Ron B. and say that they do or do not have beef with Brent, but I will say that they are justified in any that they do have with him.
Either way, it's not really e-beef because everyone involved knows each other personally and any ill will just happens to be a result of the way certain actions were handled on That Other Site.
What he said.
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