[TNA] Hard Justice results

Or, Why do I get the feeling that I could have done better?

Now, with rhetorical questions!!

"The Guru" Sonjay Dutt & "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal d. XXX (Daniels and Senshi) w/Elix Skipper & The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin): Why did a team with absolute zero levels of heat and no staying power defeat recently reunited former tag champions, and the hottest underrated tag team on the circuit?

Frankie Kazarian d. Raven: Why would Raven, the "cult leader" of Serotonin, admit, by virtue of their presence & level of involvement, that he couldn't beat Kaz one-on-one?

James Storm d. Rhino (Barroom Brawl): With homebase for TNA being Universal Studios, how did "the bar" manage to look worse than your local Applebees? Why did Storm win this match, his second in a row victory over Rhino? Wouldn't it have made a more compelling feud if Rhino took this one home, and they have the rubber match, instead of making Rhino look like a wino who can't hold his beer?

LAX d. New Age Outlaws: Why do the Outlaws still have a job? Why did Hector Guererro stand up for LAX, after being harassed by them over the course of the last month and a half?

Robert Roode d. Eric Young (Humiliation match): How did the winner (Robert Roode, and by extension his second Ms. Brooks) actually end up being the ones that were humiliated? Does this mean that these two will have to wrestle AGAIN?

Chris Harris d. Dustin "Black Reign" Rhodes: Why did we get Black Reign on Hard Justice so quick, after only one promo, and yet no appearance of Judas Mesias, despite several weeks of buildup?

The Steiners d. Team 3D: Why did the crowd just die on this match? Why are the Dudleys such unprofessional, sandbagging, no-selling pieces of shit?

Doomsday Chamber - Sting, Abyss, Test d. Christian, AJ, and Tomko: Why did Test not turn on Sting? Did he not get the memo? Why wasn't EVERYONE bleeding? With Abyss due to get into a program with Judas Mesias, why was he the one to get the pinfall victory and the #1 contendership?

Kurt Angle d. Samoa Joe to retain the TNA World title and the IWGP title, and wins the X Title and Tag belts: Why did Angle get this win? Did he need it? Was anyone NOT expecting Kurt Angle's wife to turn on Joe? Why the hell would Joe want to re-sign with TNA now? Why would I, Joe Averagewrestlingfan, give a damn about Joe anymore, as much as Angle has gotten over on him, and as far as he's been kept away from the World title?

Maybe I'm not the one who should be asking these questions ...