RE: I watched part of RAW last night.

So did I, fellas. So did I.

The Jake Palumbo RAW Review sadly disappeared two/three weeks after its inception, due to my (I'm happy to say) busy schedule as of late. Well, two weeks ago was thinking about how I enjoyed doing the reviews, and decided to watch RAW and do a little blogging. I fell asleep during RAW that night, only 30 minutes into the program. While I'd been underwhelmed by the show up to that point, sleep deprivation was more to blame for not seeing the show. I was however disappointed to see that the illegitimate son angle that began around the time I stopped watching was still in effect. Leave it to me to praise Vincent K. McMahon for a return to focusing on "real rasslin'" only weeks before.

I got home Monday night, after having dinner with a pretty girl from Texas, with 30 minutes left of RAW, so I tuned in. Sadly, Santino Marella was not one of the wrestlers suspended for steroid usage. Why, God. Why? And I proceeded to see, along with the rest of the world, that Vince has an illegitimate son. That's also a leprechaun.

At that point, I realized, "you people just aren't giving me anything to work with here."

So until they put something on television that is worth discussing, and won't result in me pissing and moaning for 8-12 entire stanzas, I just can't bring myself to review this shit. Vince McMahon doesn't deserve the extra press.

In place of the RAW Review however, I am pleased to announce the launch this Monday the 17th of a 10-part MiniSeries for Science Gone Mad - Jake Palumbo's Top 10 Jobbers From WCW Saturday Night. Because I'm no-selling the illegitimate son angle.