You wanna talk about a partnership forged by Satan????

That will likely result in gigantic profits?

So I'm reading the monthly newsletter from TuneCore, my digital distributor, and it was discussing big-name artists using back-door ways to move big numbers in a CD-sale recession.

This might be old news, but it is news to me.

The Eagles entered into a partnership that made Long Road Out of Eden available exclusively at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart basically became the Eagles’ private record retailer…

Wal-Mart + The Eagles / Satan = The Apocalypse

I'm not pasting in any article, if you wanna know the details you're all internet-savvy kids. Figure it out and get back to me.