Yeah, yeah, yeah .... world's youngest professor

But can she fuck?

"She made the jump to college at age 10. And by age 14, Sabur was earning a bachelor’s of science degree in applied mathematics summa cum laude from Stony Brook University — the youngest female in U.S. history to do so." [more]

Seriously though, who the hell hires an 18 year old girl, prodigy or not, to be a college professor, unless she was doing circus seal impressions in a circle full of deans? Eighteen year old girls should be taking my order at my restaurant of choice, or feeding me grapes and fanning me with leaves from a palm tree, not teaching history. "Math is hard," bitches.