Nate's Shower Thoughts - Thanksgiving Eve edition

(This one's a little dark ... it germinated from a thought about turkey breasts, then ended up centered on Christina Applegate, then went downhill from there.)

I would not be a bit surprised to read a news article one day that a doctor who performs mastectomies is found by authorities to have the severed breasts preserved (perhaps even bronzed) and displayed on a wall in his home, maybe even in a room that’s only accessible when one pulls a certain book off of a bookshelf in an otherwise inconspicuous area of the house.