Nate's Shower Thoughts, Dec 16 2008

I figured out a brand new concept in baby care:

Velcro clothes.

Stitch some patches of industrial strength Velcro (the fuzzy side) to the back of some onesies. Then, get a staple gun, nails, etc., and attach the hook side of the Velcro to any wall in the house where you want to keep your baby out of harm's way, e.g. the kitchen while you're cooking. Want to make sure the baby doesn't get in the way while you're, say, draining boiling water off pasta? Press the child firmly against the wall; "it's that easy!"

I even came up with a name for this bold product: Stick-Up Kids^TM.