It's like talking to a fucking donut.

No, donuts are far more intelligent.

Meddling Chinese Landlord: So how's the job market? When will you be re-employed?
Jake: Well, it sucks right now.
MCL: Oh? (pause...)
Jake: Well, I don't have to tell you that this is the worst financial crisis since the 40's.
MCL: (with confused look) What do you mean?

What do you mean? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DO I MEAN?????

I should have killed him right then and there, but in this pussy liberal state that would be construed as a "hate crime." And it would be. I hate my landlord. Not due to ethnicity, but because he's an out-of-touch piece of bourgeois human refuse.