Saturday, January 03, 2009

Nate's Shower Thoughts, the 1st of 2009

Caution: Extreme dorkery lies within ...

For some reason, I found myself pondering the Marvel Universe vs. the Star Wars Universe.

So, who would win between ...

Captain America vs. Luke Skywalker?
Dr. Doom vs. Darth Vader?
Wolverine vs. Chewbacca?
Dr. Strange vs. Obi Wan Kenobi?
Bullseye vs. Boba Fett?
Black Panther vs. Lando Calrissian?
The Punisher vs. Han Solo?
The Beyonder vs. The Force?
The Hulk vs. The Rancor Pit beast?
The Wendigo vs. The Hoth Wampa?
Hydra vs. Stormtroopers?
Professor X vs. Yoda?

1 comment:

Rev. Joshua said...

Without bothering to research anything, I'd imagine the Force would be the deciding factor for Skywalker to beat Cap and Vader to beat Doom. Wolverine would shred Chewie for obvious reasons. Obi Wan's use of the force wouldn't help much against Dr. Strange's ability to manipulate the fabric of time and space and banish Obi Wan to a dimension far, far away. Bullseye vs. Fett would be a toss-up; Bullseye could pull it off if he isn't too arrogant about it. Han Solo might shoot first but The Punisher shoots last; even if Han Solo kills The Punisher, Frank Castle rigged the Millennium Falcon with a ton of C-4 an hour before the match so Solo is looking at a draw at best. Yoda's use of the force would be nullified by Xavier's mastery of telekinesis, but Yoda's a bad-ass with a sword and Xavier's a cripple in a wheelchair. I have no clue about the rest of those matchups, except maybe Hulk over the Rancor Pit beats because he's the Hulk.