Sunday, August 16, 2009

[Wrestling] I'm not even joking ...

Zenith Pro Wrestling had their "Night of Fury" at the Allendale B & G Civic Center tonight. How was it? Beats me, I didn't go. But I went to their website ... and I hear ...


... this motherfucker called Beau James a pussy! True story, swear to God!!!

I look for this situation to make Mike Levy vs. Mickie Knuckles, and any bout featuring the Ramsey twins, look like Benoit vs. Regal 2000. Will Beau James answer the challenge? Watch ZPW to find out!

4 comments:

Ron said...

I thought you meant the Allendale mansion in Kingsport. Good night.

The people on that page would have a hard time being considered wrestlers, eh?

Rev. Joshua said...

Holy LOL, Batman. Whoever wrote the Roster page misspelled "nonsense" but "hombre" is spelled correctly. How do you pull that off? And what in the fuck is this?

Epic Fail Pro Wrestling.

Ron said...

Look at the file name of the pic! "benifit show!"

This is a truly amazing website.....truly amazing.

And to answer your question Reverend, it looks like some fat old guys looking for the leatherman convention. The one in the middle slipped while trying to get to the hot bar for some more cheese wontons at the China Wok.

Nate said...

I'm impressed with the masculine assuredness that the cat on the far right has for carrying a mustard-yellow championship strap.

But yeah, straight Leather World Order.