Gainesville Stories part 6,904,503

NP: This is Such a Pity - Weezer

Well, its coffee story time again. This time, after being drawn to a local shop offering $2 lattes (Starbucks just opened two blocks away and they are struggling....), I am now sitting in front of a woman who is apparently a professional "life coach." She is working with an international student on her application letter to college, and talking on the phone to a person and telling them "You should be touching the violin everyday....even if you just use your finger to open the case and rub on it a bit, you should be touching it every day."

Redd Foxx is more and more right every day.