Reasons to watch "Smackdown!"

This discussion began on That Other Site^TM, and I turned on tonight's episode. So far, I've summed up the reasons for watching Smackdown in the following seven easily digestible observations:

7) The Great Khali on the mic;

6) William Regal putting on a wrestling clinic every time out;

5) Psicosis vs. Super Crazy;

4) Kid Kash's uncanny resemblance to Owen Hart;

3) JBL is hilarious on commentary;

2) Booker T & Sharmell OWN~!; and, of course,

1) Finlay's midget.

Granted, the reasons for running quickly in the opposite direction of this crap?

- Mark Henry's war against Chavo Guerrero
- The ongoing exploitation of Eddie Guerrero to keep Rey Rey over
- Ken Kennedy being completely overrated
- The MIZ!
- Noble & Kash do not "Pitbulls" make ... Yorkshire Terriers, maybe
- The Great Khali in the ring