Tuesday, May 15, 2007

That is Good News!

I'm interrupting my vacation in NYC to make the following important announcement: Jerry Falwell is dead.

Unfortunately, my old Charter user account where I archived old essays and assorted missives has finally been removed, so I can't link to an old piece I did after 9/11 where the fat cocksucker blames the attacks on liberals, queers, feminists, Jews and the ACLU, but this is fucking great news. I almost wish I believed in Hell so I could hope the fat bastard burns in the hottest depths, but I'll be satisfied with his coversion to worm food.

Praise Jesus.

1 comment:

Nate said...

I've seen Jerry Falwell up close and in the puffy flesh, and he looked like a parrot. So, I guess now he's an ex-parrot.