Question of the day:

Is this girl attractive?



The answer to that question is yes, but that's not the question of the day.

Is this girl attractive enough that you'd dig her decomposing corpse out of the ground to have sex with it?

If you're these dudes, the answer to the real question of the day is YES!



This story is a few months old, but I found out about it today because the sexual assault charges they were facing were dropped as Wisconsin doesn't have laws prohibiting necrophilia. That's pretty understandable, because normal people usually aren't thinking about necrophilia and therefore aren't thinking about the need to ban it. Much like Washington not having bestiality laws until after a dude got fucked to death by a horse. Death by horsecock. I wonder what his parents told people who asked about him.

But I digress. The best part of this story is how the above trio of social outcasts decided to dig up the body after seeing her picture in the obituary after she died in a motorcycle wreck. They succeeded in exhuming the corpse but were caught by police who had been called to the scene after suspicious activity was reported. And that's the second worst part of the story: they got the body out of the ground but didn't even get to have sex with it. I'm just saying that it sucks for them to do all that work with nothing to show for it.