Tuesday, August 28, 2007

1/5 of Americans can't locate the US on a world map

And this girl is from my (current) home state.

The only way this girl could possibly live this down is to move out west and start acting in films that have the phrase "5 Dicks" in the title. "Hey, remember me? I'm the girl who tried to make 'everywhere like such as' a sentence, and I'm sooo horny ..."

4 comments:

Ron said...

That is the best clips I have seen in a while, and one of the best comments from you I have ever read.

Ron said...

http://www.mapsforus.org/

Attack of the Show is doing it right.

Rev. Joshua said...

I'm gonna come right out and say it: I am entirely too intelligent to follow her answer. I don't know what the fuck she said and I want it to stay that way. The host looked like he was choking back laughter to the point of severe pain.

This segment should have been followed up by the scene in Billy Madison where the quiz game host told Billy that everyone in the room was dumber for having heard Billy's answer to the final question.

Nate said...

That host, my friend, was Mario Lopez. When you have Mario Lopez choking back laughter at your sorry ass, cash in your chips at the big bank.

And Ron, thanks; I aim to please. Funny part is, of course all my peers have witnessed this poor girl's public humiliation, so now the saying around the clinic is, "Well, you know what they say ... everything like such as."