Thursday, January 17, 2008

No.

The New Porn Order has signed Former WWE wrestler Gangrel to a 12 movie exclusive directing deal. Gangrel, now officially known as The Vampire Warrior, will make his directorial debut with "Miami Rump Shakerz 2" set to be released in November. In addition to directing, he will also be making appearances as part of the NPO team. "I am thrilled to be joining the New Porn Order and taking this step into a new level of my career. Directing offers a new challenge that I am very excited to be taking on. I look forward to the many great films that will come from this union." said The Vampire Warrior.


You can read more here if you didn't die reading the above paragraph.

3 comments:

Jake Palumbo said...

Fuck you, Jo$hua. No, seriously. Fuck you. Vigorously. In the butt. By a fucking Snuffleupagus.

I'm elderly, and I have a heart condition. And my poop isn't right half the time. What I'm saying is that trying to kill me with things like that just isn't cool, and I'm appalled that you would fabricate an evil like the aforementioned...uh, evil.

(sigh...) God must NOT be real, huh?

Rev. Joshua said...

You know the rule. If I have to know these things, you have to know these things. By the way, make sure Buck knows about this too.

Ron said...

Miami Rump Shakerz 2???

Yeah, that directing thing is really allowing you to take a step "forward" in your career there Gangrel.

Let's just hope that Luna Vachon is kept far, far away.