Just some unsolicited advice

When you're having an emotional crisis of sorts...

...try not to be stuck for 4 more hours in a small office where they incessantly scream at each other in Yiddish. I'm going to go ahead and tell you that it will not help matters. In fact, your brains will turn to Cool Whip and you'll begin scratching at yourself like a meth-head. What otherwise would be a troublesome but manageable female situation now finds you going toe-to-toe with Howard Hughes in a Mental Illness Freestyle Battle when combined with grown men (who are paid far better than me) arguing like children day in and day out in one of the ugliest languages in the universe.

"Das Geld!!! Das Geld!!!"