A life-changing event

This took place this week.

I finally figured out what Michael Jackson is saying in the chorus of "Beat It." I had no idea that the words were "Beat it! Beat it! No one wants to be defeated.

I thought they were "Beat it! Beat it! No one wants to see me beat it." That line is true enough, but I'm glad to know that the song mow makes much more sense and seems less perverted. I still think his next album should be entitled "Pedophilia" and have a cover similar to Def Leppard's Pyromania.