Monday, May 12, 2008

New Business Idea

If I ever open a restaurant...

I am going to open a heavy metal bake shop and call it "The Pantera Bread Company."

3 comments:

Nate said...

Ooh, ooh, instead of calling their bread menu "Artisan Breads," they could call it "A Vulgar Display of Flour."

... I'm going back to sleep now.

Ron said...

Our feature menu item will be a "Dimebag Danish."

We will also have "Far Beyond Dinners," which will feature a number of tasty menu items.

Nate said...

This took me a nice long time to think of (I blame illness), but they could have a fitness plan, like Subway, simply called "Walk."

Celeb spokesperson? Rob Van Dam.