If I ever open a restaurant...
I am going to open a heavy metal bake shop and call it "The Pantera Bread Company."
Monday, May 12, 2008
New Business Idea
Posted by Ron at 6:59 PM
If I ever open a restaurant...
I am going to open a heavy metal bake shop and call it "The Pantera Bread Company."
Posted by Ron at 6:59 PM
3 comments:
Ooh, ooh, instead of calling their bread menu "Artisan Breads," they could call it "A Vulgar Display of Flour."
... I'm going back to sleep now.
Our feature menu item will be a "Dimebag Danish."
We will also have "Far Beyond Dinners," which will feature a number of tasty menu items.
This took me a nice long time to think of (I blame illness), but they could have a fitness plan, like Subway, simply called "Walk."
Celeb spokesperson? Rob Van Dam.
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