Thursday, November 13, 2008

This one is close to our hearts...

I love the Philadelphia news.

This story isn't unique, or even funny, but we can relate to the comments. The link is here. The comments, should they be deleted, are as follows:

Posted by housework 09:53 AM, 11/13/2008
Tis the season to be a lousy thief! He's a violent predator, who needs to be taught a good lesson about being a petty thief...JAIL TIME

Posted by wood_yee 10:00 AM, 11/13/2008
Tough times for Grady after the cancellation of "Sanford and Son".

Posted by Strawberry39 10:19 AM, 11/13/2008
I'm glad they caught this monster.

Posted by regdunlop 10:37 AM, 11/13/2008
WHEN HE IS GETTING RAPED AT GRATERFORD WE'LL ALL BE A BIT HAPPIER

Posted by regdunlop 10:45 AM, 11/13/2008
Grady is gonna dig his new boyfriend at Graterford. I wonder if they'll register for flatware at costco?

Posted by srg129 11:35 AM, 11/13/2008
This guy is never going to be of any benefit to society. Can't someone just make him "disappear" with no questions asked?

Posted by Miss Bunny 12:11 PM, 11/13/2008
Raped at Graterford? This dude is so old and ugly, only the most desperate booty bandits will turn him out.

2 comments:

Jake Palumbo said...

HAHAHAHAHAH wow...

Rev. Joshua said...

I like the implication in the first response that imprisonment for felony theft is an obscure aspect of our legal system. "We've quite the surprise in store for this rapscallion...JAIL TIME!"

They've deleted two comments already, but the ones you quoted are still there. I'd imagine racial slurs were involved and those are definitely unwarranted and worthy of deletion, but hopes for prison rape and police brutality are OK! Personally, I reserve my dreams of prison rape and police brutality for child molesters, rapists, and wanton murderers, not petty thieves. Your mileage may vary.