Following the saga of little Adolf Hitler Campbell ...
First, the poor child was denied a birthday cake with his name on it. [more] Now, notice how the family is portrayed like villains ...
Then, the kid is taken from the home, along with his two sisters. [more] This is the story that had comments the like of which made me realize how far our society has slipped down the drain.
Now, the conspiracy begins as speculation runs high that the kid was taken illegally from his home (and his fugly parents). [more] Notice how now the family is portrayed as victims ...
I'm intrigued to see more of this as it develops, but I get the feeling that it'll just lead to more poor quality reporting.
In other news, here's a story of a girl who makes her parents proud.
Friday, January 16, 2009
At least they didn't name him Bronx Mowgli ...
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The third article doesn't seem to overtly portray the parents as victims, but it does a fine job of jumping to a very thin conclusion and then talking to an expert in a field unrelated to the matter to expand on the sensationalism. Kids taken away because the government doesn't approve of their names? Common sense and Occam's Razor would dictate that anyone who names their children Adolph Hitler and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation probably have mental deficiencies that make them incapable of caring for a box of pigshit, much less human children. Fifteen minutes in their presence would likely confirm that when you find the father snacking on a bowl of potpourri and washing it down with Windex because he thought it was Gatorade in a new spray-nozzle sports bottle.
Of course, Fox News knows who their core audience is and the idea that the Government would take children away from Innocent People just because their names are Politically Incorrect...well, that's just like giving a fat kid a big bag of chocolate-covered gummy bears. If you don't pull your hand back fast enough after fatty sees that bag of candy, you may be left with a bloody stump.
On that final story, here's my prediction: on the side of the face that you can't see in the pic, there's a giant, hairy mole the size of a cheese danish. Plus she has lopsided titties, a third nipple, and her clitoris is the size of my middle finger. Buyer beware!
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