Monday, March 30, 2009

It's confirmed; there are no more heroes.

The Slap Chop: It's not just a product, it's a way of life.

"(Vince, of Sham-Wow & Slap Chop fame) Shlomi told cops he paid (former South Beach prom queen Sasha) Harris about $1000 in cash after she 'propositioned him for straight sex.' Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly 'bit his tongue and would not let go.' Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue." [more]

1 comment:

Rev. Joshua said...

As long as Billy Mays stays out of trouble, all will be right with the world.