Thank god that's over.

I hate April Fool's Day. It's long outlived its usefulness in the canon of great holidays, and now it's legacy is for radio stations to play 24 hr Elvisthons, or for businesses to woefully prove that corporate humor isn't funny. (Ex. the NASCAR bailout; Expedia's trip to Mars; and Reba or Die.) Ho, ho ... my sides ...

So good riddance to you for another year, April Fools Day, the last bastion of calendar mandated pranking for virgins and retarded children alike.