Thursday, April 16, 2009

So have you seen Beyonce's "Rhythm Heaven" commercial?

I think it's pretty telling that, during the course of playing the game -- a rhythm-based game, mind you -- she fucks up twice.

Twice.

In a 30 second time slot.

No-talent bitch. Be glad Jay-Z's tearing that shit up, 'cause that'll be your claim to fame in the future, when they discuss R & B legends and no one can remember your fucking name.

2 comments:

Rev. Joshua said...

In Beyonce's defense, she's very attractive and had probably never even touched a Nintendo DS before they started filming that commercial. (The proceeding sentence could have stopped at "attractive" and been just as useful.)

Nate said...

Okay, I'll give you that, even though I admit that her looks are not quite my type. She has a weird mouth, and a slight nasal tone in her voice that makes me believe she snorts when she laughs a little too hard.